I wish that there were more stringent laws to make guns sold anywhere that they're legal harder to get.

Part of the reason why I've never said that I was gay until now was because I didn't want that adjective assigned to my name for all of eternity. You know, gay Rosie O'Donnell.

Don't fear the terrorists. They're mothers and fathers.

I love to be able to support other women comics.

I do believe that it's the first time in history that fire has ever melted steel. I do believe that it defies physics that World Trade Center tower 7-building 7, which collapsed in on itself-it is impossible for a building to fall the way it fell without explosives being involved. World Trade Center 7. World Trade [Center] 1 and 2 got hit by planes-7, miraculously, the first time in history, steel was melted by fire. It is physically impossible.

Anybody that you put on TV five hours a week is at some point is going to say something stupid.

I think Oprah who is the height of aspiration and inspiration recognizes something in me that is germane.