A law which attempts to say you can criticise and ridicule ideas as long as they are not religious ideas is a very peculiar law indeed.

I consider myself more of a visual comedian than a physical one.

If you're a serious actor, it's when you know you're going to die tomorrow that you really start to feel it.

I don't think you should be too absolutist about what you play and what you don't play.

You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.

The path of my life is strewn with cow pats from the devil's own satanic herd!

The older you get, the more you realise how happenstance... has helped to determine your path through life.