Lord, thy one-liners are as good as thy tricks. Thou art indeed an all-round family entertainer.
Rowan AtkinsonThe arts community still has a long lasting cynicism of the importance, or the artistic value, of comedy. Comedy is just farting about for money.
Rowan AtkinsonBut I always feel that whatever I do, I could do better. I suppose it is perfectionism.
Rowan AtkinsonFor telling a good and incisive religious joke, you should be praised. For telling a bad one, you should be ridiculed and reviled. The idea that you could be prosecuted for the telling of either is quite fantastic.
Rowan Atkinson