Get your friends together, go to your local bookstore and have a book-buying party.

I always wanted to win the Super Bowl so I could take it and hold it and see what lies beyond it. I think it may be the sun.

I just think lots of words have physicality. How about the word 'wobble?' You think that's arbitrary? When you say the word 'wince,' you wince. How about that?

Get your friends together, go to your local bookstore and have a book-buying party.

I heard on public radio recently, there's a thing called Weed Dating. Singles get together in a garden and weed and then they take turns, they keep matching up with other people. Two people will weed down one row and switch over with two other people. It's in Vermont. I don't think I'd be very good at Weed Dating.

Doctors and lawyers must go to school for years and years, often with little sleep and with great sacrifice to their first wives.

Anyone who undertakes the literary grind had better like playing around with words.