I love it when the team scores... the lads are always giving me stick because of it, but I'm just so happy I can't help it.

I can't understand why people in Scotland rave about Darren Fletcher.

I was a big fan of Maradona growing up and of the current crop Ronaldo is good but Messi is the best I’ve ever seen. I don’t dish out praise lightly but Messi deserves it. I look for weaknesses in his game and I can’t find them.

The type of game I play, I'm going to pick injuries and suspensions, unfortunately.

Maybe Gary (Neville) deserves to be chased up a tunnel every now and then - there would be a queue for him, probably. But you have to draw a line eventually.

I got Robbie's mobile number and rang him. It went to his voicemail: 'Hi, it's Robbie - whazzup!' Like the Budweiser ad. I never called him back. I thought: 'I can't be f****** signing that'.

I love it when the team scores... the lads are always giving me stick because of it, but I'm just so happy I can't help it.