Maybe Gary (Neville) deserves to be chased up a tunnel every now and then - there would be a queue for him, probably. But you have to draw a line eventually.
Roy KeaneIt was Tottenham at home. I thought: 'Please don't go on about Tottenham, we all know what Tottenham are about. They are nice and tidy but we'll f****** do them.' Alex came in and said: 'Lads, it's only Tottenham.' And that was it! Brilliant!
Roy KeanePatrick Vieira is 6 foot 4, and he starts having a go at Gary Neville, so I said 'come on have a go at me,' that's it.
Roy KeaneI don't think some of the people who come to Old Trafford can spell football, never mind understand it.
Roy KeaneI was a big fan of Maradona growing up and of the current crop Ronaldo is good but Messi is the best Iโve ever seen. I donโt dish out praise lightly but Messi deserves it. I look for weaknesses in his game and I canโt find them.
Roy KeaneI still say the '94 Double team is the best. They could outfight you or outplay you, depending on the way you wanted it. But this side is moving in the same direction.
Roy KeaneBefore the game there was all this stuff about anti-racism and anti-bullying. It would be a good idea to start wearing wristbands for anti-diving.
Roy KeaneThe last time I was charged by the FA they had a murder lawyer in against me, so it's going to be a hard case to win.
Roy KeaneOver analyse, paralyse, you mustn't over analyse... Do you wake up at four in the morning and wonder who should be playing left-back? Four? I would love to sleep that long. If you want a really long career you have to find a way of switching off. I do it when I'm out walking my dog, Alex Ferguson got into horses, others get into wine. Some players like going shopping, which is not my scene. A lot of them turn to golf. I tried it, didn't like it. I have to walk. If I couldn't I'd be in a padded cell by now.
Roy KeaneThere has been lots of things said about me over the years. I am happy to comment on people's opinion in football I respect, but Tony Cascarino is a man I certainly do not respect, for a lot of reasons, and if I told you, you would be shocked. So the day I worry about Tony Cascarino will be a very sad day of my life.
Roy KeaneI think players tend to get anxious if they've not really done things properly - like eating, resting or training. If you're fully prepared you've got nothing to worry about - it's just a game of football.
Roy KeaneYorkie has officially retired about 5 times... The man's a clown... People are going on about the game and agents and directors of football and managers losing their jobs, but we should be worried about people like him... Clowns. That's the last time I'm going to say clown... If he's the vice-president of FIFA, God help us all.
Roy KeaneA lot has been written about my age and my injuries. A lot of people think I'm going to be 94. I'm actually 34 and I feel quite good. I'm sure the fans will judge me on what I do on the pitch, not what I say.
Roy KeaneUnited could soon overtake Arsenal as the chief threat to Chelsea, and defiant Keane vowed: We will keep fighting to the end. We are Manchester United, that is what we do.
Roy KeaneAggression is what I do. I go to war. You don't contest football matches in a reasonable state of mind.
Roy KeaneMan United, for all the doom and gloom, they're still the best club on the planet, they've got the best supporters and the best manager... United will always be United. To me, they are still the best and whatever disappointments they're having at the moment, don't worry, they'll bounce back. They always do.
Roy KeaneI got Robbie's mobile number and rang him. It went to his voicemail: 'Hi, it's Robbie - whazzup!' Like the Budweiser ad. I never called him back. I thought: 'I can't be f****** signing that'.
Roy KeaneI hate losing in training, I'm always arguing, having a go at everybody. I take my job very seriously.'
Roy KeaneSome people come to Old Trafford and can't spell football, let alone understand it. They have a few drinks and a prawn sandwich but don't realise what's happening on the pitch
Roy KeaneI don't believe skill was, or ever will be, the result of coaches. It is a result of a love affair between the child and the ball.
Roy KeaneI am not naive enough to settle for anything less than a reasonable valuation of my worth.
Roy KeaneI love it when the team scores... the lads are always giving me stick because of it, but I'm just so happy I can't help it.
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