My life is so boring that your brains are going to melt and come out of your eyes.

I love seeing original cartoons. You get to see the artist's corrections, like erasures or Wite-Out or patches, and you get to see the artist's line in better detail, and what kind of ink they use - whether they like a cold black or a warm black, and what kind of paper they like, how big or small they like to draw - art nerd stuff like that.

It's almost selfishness, taking care of your mental health. You can't just not do it.

Even under the best of circumstances - in twenty-first century America at least - caring for elderly parents ain't no place for sissies.

My life is so boring that your brains are going to melt and come out of your eyes.

Theres something about most phobias where theres a tiny, tiny corner where you think this really actually could happen.

Childhood - that was not my favorite time in my life.