I worked like a horse and I ate like a hog and I slept like a dead man.

On the road to Mandalay, Where the flyin'-fishes play, An' the dawn comes up like thunder outer; China 'crost the Bay!

However the world pretends to divide itself, there are only two divisions in the world today - human beings and Germans.

Literature is a splendid mistress, but a bad wife.

The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it.

All the money in the world is no use to a man or his country if he spends it as fast as he makes it. All he has left is his bills and the reputation for being a fool.

Tis beauty, so to speak, nor good talk necessarily. It's just IT. Some women will stay in a man's memory if they once walked down a street.