SOmetimes life isn't fair, and straight people are straight up crazy.

When you see magazine articles and you go, 'Oh my God, that one looks so old or look how fat someone is' it has very little to do with the person in question and more to do with the person who's asking the question. People don't want to believe their own mortality.

It's been important to cultures throughout history with the court jester and the witch doctor and the shaman - all preach the same thing.

Some girls talk to the boys in the chat room, my girls talk to the boys in the backroom.

When you're face to face with someone less worthy, tell them.

Illusion starts between the ears. If the person doing illusion doesn't believe it, then the audience doesn't believe it. Seeing the picture in your head will allow the audience to see it in their heads.

But if you deem them worthy, people deserve a second chance.