SOmetimes life isn't fair, and straight people are straight up crazy.
Don't be jealous of my boogie.
Everyone gets drunk and makes out with the wrong guy sometimes.
Kindness only goes so far, and then it's time to show your claws.
Be yourself. Know your proportions. And have a good tailor.
When you see magazine articles and you go, 'Oh my God, that one looks so old or look how fat someone is' it has very little to do with the person in question and more to do with the person who's asking the question. People don't want to believe their own mortality.