The opulence of Wilde is a bit too florid for Sherlock, who is a much darker character, ... fascinated by the human condition, but also overwhelmed by it.

I think marriage is ghastly.

I smell of sweat. I don't like people smelling of all these weird things. I think deodorant is disgusting.

I think belief is like having the first Microsoft Windows - it's so rudimentary, in the human brainwork, it's so obviously a sham.

I can't think of anything worse than being brought up by two gay dads.

I have nothing to complain about.. except maybe people wondering if a queen like me can be butch-it-up enough to play a convincing straight man.

I'm miserable: that's why I have such a bad back, because I'm endlessly stressing out about my career.