I live in Realville, and my problem is that I'm governed by logic. And some of the claims that are made by people on the left just don't hold up.

Liberals like to achieve fairness by spreading the misery. Conservatives seek to expand opportunity.

It's why I left TV. I couldn't handle everybody telling me what I should have done after they watched me on TV. I said, "You're not even watching what I think I'm doing, so I'm out."

Conservatism solves problems. Libralism blows 'em up.

If you really want to end income inequality, I've got the way to fix it. People who don't work shouldn't get any income.

I'm looking at CNN and I don't trust any of these people.

The Drive-Bys want to believe that somebody like me on the radio could express difficulty, problems with the wall not going up now, the funding not being requested now, in lieu of a government shutdown. And they want you to believe that Donald Trump is in the White House, and somebody said, "You know what, Limbaugh just said you better not do this."