Remember the first debate between [Mitt] Romney and [Barack] Obama? Let's revisit it for a second. It's interesting to note the way the Drive-Bys played it. The first Romney-Obama debate, there was real concern after that debate that Obama didn't show up.

Ronald Reagan leaves in 1989, and that's when coincidentally I show up, and that's when all these internecine wars within the conservative movement, and then William F. Buckley died. That's when all these intramural, internecine wars began for primacy, dominance, smartest guy-in-the-room competitions began in the conservative movement.

I happen to live in reality. The name of my city is Literalville. And it makes a lot of people uncomfortable.

Barack Obama makes more gaffes than George Bush and Sarah Palin combined and is never called on it.

Kurt Cobain was, ladies and gentleman, I just - he was a worthless shred of human debris.

As far as the low-information segment of the population - the vast, vast, vast majority of which votes Democrat - if you are a progressive as Barack Obama is and you want to sell the direction you're taking this country, it's okay to call it great now 'cause you've got it moving in the direction of decline.

I'm looking at CNN and I don't trust any of these people.