[Mitt] Romney did not have and never did have a large group of supporters that were personally attached, connected, and loyal to him.

The Democrats have always been known as the party that's negative and look at everything wrong.

[Bill] Clinton was able to defeat conservatives, Republicans, at every turn. And so he was given wide latitude, leeway. He could do whatever he wanted and not be condemned for it. But young people today are not prone to rewarding that kind of behavior.

Hillary [Clinton] doesn't have a fascinating story to get behind. She doesn't fascinating story to tell. The only thing about Hillary is, you know, "first female president."

Obama isn't just too big to fail. He's too big to know. Obama is so vital to the country and to the world, he must be kept out of the loop in order to save him from his failed presidency.

They oughtta change Black History Month to Black Progress Month and start measuring it.

I love smarta**es when it's stuff I agree with.