The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist.

Every day and in every way, baseball gets fancier. A few more years and they'll be playing on oriental rugs.

Listen once in a while. It's amazing what you can hear.

Serious journalism need not be solemn.

New York is the only city in the world where you can get run down on the sidewalk by a pedestrian.

When sudden death takes a president, opportunities for new beginnings flourish among the ambitious and the tensions among such people can be dramatic, as they were when President Kennedy was killed.

The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him.