There are no liberals behind steering wheels.

There are good reasons why everybody should heed politicians' advise not to believe the media. One of the best is that the media report what politicians say.

The American press has the blues. Too many authorities have assured it that its days are numbered, too many good newspapers are in ruins.

I worry about people who get born nowadays, because they get born into such tiny families--sometimes into no family at all. When you're the only pea in the pod, your parents are likely to get you confused with the Hope Diamond. And that encourages you to talk too much.

The best advice I can give anybody about going out into the world is this: Don't do it. I have been out there. It is a mess....

Reporters thrive on the world's misfortune. For this reason they often take an indecent pleasure in events that dismay the rest of humanity.

Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it.