The American press has the blues. Too many authorities have assured it that its days are numbered, too many good newspapers are in ruins.
Russell BakerInanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories: those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.
Russell BakerNotice, for example, that people who talk about "the joys of childhood" are always adults. Only an adult, utterly remote from the reality of childhood, could suppose it is time of joys.
Russell Baker