When you're the only pea in the pod, your parents are likely to get you confused with the Hope diamond.
Russell BakerIn writing, punctuation plays the role of body language. It helps readers hear you the way you want to be heard.
Russell BakerA $10 million windfall? At today's prices, I'd feel almost as rich as I did one day in 1936 when I found a dime on the sidewalk and blew the whole wad on 20 Mary Jane candy bars, a box of jujubes, and a double feature.
Russell Baker