The worst thing about the miracle of modern communications is the Pavlovian pressure it places upon everyone to communicate whenever a bell rings.

The biographer's problem is that he never knows enough. The autobiographer's problem is that he knows too much.

Life seemed to be an educator's practical joke in which you spent the first half learning and the second half learning that everything you learned in the first half was wrong.

Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories: those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.

The people who are always hankering loudest for some golden yesteryear usually drive new cars.

American foreign policy had still not recovered from its victory over communism when George W. Bush and Condoleezza Rice took over at the White House in 2001.

Poetry is so vital to us until school spoils it.