Ireland really is my problem; the breaking point of the huge suppuration which all British and all European society now is

When you're the only pea in the pod, your parents are likely to get you confused with the Hope diamond.

Don't try to make children grow up to be like you, or they may do it.

The American press has the blues. Too many authorities have assured it that its days are numbered, too many good newspapers are in ruins.

In writing, punctuation plays the role of body language. It helps readers hear you the way you want to be heard.

Industrial-strength foolishness sets in-in males, at least-at about the age of 18. This is why the military prefers males in the 18-to-25-year-old range when there's combat to be done.

A $10 million windfall? At today's prices, I'd feel almost as rich as I did one day in 1936 when I found a dime on the sidewalk and blew the whole wad on 20 Mary Jane candy bars, a box of jujubes, and a double feature.