In an age when the fashion is to be in love with yourself, confessing to be in love with somebody else is an admission of unfaithfulness to one's beloved.
Russell BakerSending grown-ups up the wall is one of the things adolescence is all about. A few years ago it was done with rock 'n' roll music. Now at least they can do it quietly with a home computer.
Russell BakerEtiquette is the grease that makes it possible for all of us to rub together without unnecessary overheating.
Russell BakerThe people who are always hankering loudest for some golden yesteryear usually drive new cars.
Russell Baker