Poetry is so vital to us until school spoils it.

Roosevelt's declaration that Americans had 'nothing to fear but fear itself' was a glorious piece of inspirational rhetoric and just as gloriously wrong.

The French fried potato has become an inescapable horror in almost every public eating place in the country. 'French fries', say the menus, but they are not French fries any longer. They are a furry-textured substance with the taste of plastic wood.

People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately.

Don't try to make children grow up to be like you, or they may do it.

New York is the only city in the world where you can get run down on the sidewalk by a pedestrian.

Feel good about linking hands in human chain for good causes.