A day spent praising the earth and lamenting man's pollutionist history makes you feel like a superior, sensitive soul.

Kingsley Amis was one of a trio of brilliant comic novelists who made English literature sparkle in the twentieth century.

A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad is like the Mafia getting together to bump off the Godfather for not going to church on Sunday.

You can always tell folks from nonfolks. Folks like to feel good, like to smile for the camera when there's a big photo opportunity for a really good cause.

What [man landing on the moon] is doing up there is indulging his obsession with the impossible. The impossible infuriates and tantalizes him. Show him an impossible job and he will reduce it to a possibility so trite that eventually it bores him.

A railroad station? That was sort of a primitive airport, only you didn't have to take a cab 20 miles out of town to reach it.

The people who are always hankering loudest for some golden yesteryear usually drive new cars.