Skins tanned to the consistency of well-traveled alligator suitcases.
When you're the only pea in the pod, your parents are likely to get you confused with the Hope diamond.
Caution: These verses may be hazardous to your solemnity.
Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.
Listen once in a while. It's amazing what you can hear.
The charm of television entertainment is its ability to bridge the chasm between dinner and bedtime without mental distraction.