Democracy is a gleaming Excalibur - let's not use it just to mend the toaster.

And while we're on the subject of ducks, which we plainly are, the story, 'The Ugly Duckling' ought be banned as the central character wasn't a duckling or he wouldn't have grown up into a swan. He was a cygnet.

There was [really] little difference between someone acting throwing french fries in your face and someone throwing french fries in your face.

No one shuts their laptop after looking at pornography and says, 'What a productive time I just spent connecting with the world!'

We continue to be spilled on by consumerism even though we know it doesn't make us happy.

If you've got any concern at all about animal welfare, you've got to not eat meat.

I didn't cross the line, you drew it in after I traversed it.