The priority of any addict is to anaesthetise the pain of living to ease the passage of day with some purchased relief.

When you're married, it's one person. That's one more than a monk. It's not that different.

Managing wildlife? It's wild! It don't need managing, leave it alone.

I suppose I'm qualified to some degree to speak about the nature of contemporary media, as that's where I currently work. People, I think have been beyond trained - coded to not anticipate change; to think that change is implausible. Almost weaned off. It had to be a revolution bred out of us.

If anybody needs any help with anything, I'm prepared to help.

This is no time for drinking a mug of water - which you would do nowhere else in the world. A mug of water! You just don't drink water from mugs, do ya? Except on the telly. Water out of a mug! Should be a hot drink... mug of water.

I struggle in these situations not to let my madness govern me, and to let the positive aspects of my character define my life.