I don't get my authority from this preexisting paradigm which is quite narrow and only serves a few people. I look elsewhere for alternatives that might be of service to humanity.

The happiest moments in our life aren't "Oh I got a new hat or a wonderful silvery object, some glistening bauble." But it's when you connect with another human being. If you can find the $18 in your pocket, you are purchasing dreams with that money.

My life is just a series of embarrassing incidents strung together by telling people about those embarrassing incidents.

If your body is 90% water what have you got to drink water all the time for? Why can't you just have some crisps?

As a performer, I'm very, very confident in what I do.

If you're a drug addict, often you're stealing - I've gotten done for shoplifting a few times.

Sometimes when we're incensed by the rancid tide of injustice, the impulse is to attack. We must avoid this. We have learned that violence as a means is always unsuccessful.