When you're married, it's one person. That's one more than a monk. It's not that different.

When I was growing up, I thought I'd be a lot happier if I was famous and successful and if I had money.

How long is it polite to continue to be interested in what someone says after they reveal they've got a boyfriend?

I am too busy thinking about killing myself.

I know that's the sort of thing people say and I really hate it when people say the sort of things people say. I always think, 'You don't mean that, you just think it sounds good.

Question all information when you receive it. You might not even trust me Look at me, I've got a blanket over me head.

Thus another friendship was dashed on the cruel rocks amid the storm of my self-destruction.