I like threesomes with two women, not because I'm a cynical sexual predator. Oh no! But because I'm a romantic. I'm looking for "The One." And I'll find her more quickly if I audition two at a time.
Russell BrandAnyone who's been poor and gets rich is stalked by guilt and fear. Guilt because you know it isn't fair, that life hasn't changed for everyone
Russell BrandPeople don't throw your bags out of windows because of lies; they throw them out because of the truth.
Russell BrandThe priority of any addict is to anaesthetise the pain of living to ease the passage of day with some purchased relief.
Russell Brand