You shouldn't eat animals, it's mean to them.

People don't realize that the future is just now, but later.

Don't listen to me. I'm a maniac, but the voice in your head, ask it "Is it right to kill 200 million animals simply for fun?". What did it say? Right. There you go.

There's no biological reason why a man shouldn't just try to have sex with every woman he meets - all of them get pregnant and your genetics are winning.

On respect for the Queen: When I lick a stamp I always do it with my eyes closed.

I used to binge-eat and make myself throw up. I was a fat kid. Obviously I didn't quite master the bulimia.

People don't throw your bags out of windows because of lies; they throw them out because of the truth.