I regret that I didn’t realize that actually they’ve got no power over you at school — it’s all just a trick to indoctrinate you into being a conditioned, tame, placid citizen. Rebel, children, I urge you, fight the turgid slick of conformity with which they seek to smother your glory.

The economy is just a metaphorical device, it’s not real. That's why it's got the word con in it.

Addiction is a serious desease; it will end with jail, mental institutions or death.

I get fixated when I'm bleeding -- I can see why they went in for blood-letting in the medieval times because it makes you feel a bit better. When I cut myself, the drama of it calms me down.

Since Steve Jobs died I cannot bear to see anyone use an iPhone irreverently, what I did was a tribute to his memory.

I am too busy thinking about killing myself.

Tumbling into a dark, Lewis Carroll labyrinth of filth, pursuing a white rabbit of smut!