Managing wildlife? It's wild! It don't need managing, leave it alone.

The thing for me is, what if one returns to these maxims, these rather simplistic maxims "Be the change you want to see in the world." Because what canvas have we but the self for these kind of explorations, ultimately.

We continue to be spilled on by consumerism even though we know it doesn't make us happy.

It's difficult to believe in yourself because the idea of self is an artificial construction. You are, in fact, part of the glorious oneness of the universe. Everything beautiful in the world is within you.

How long is it polite to continue to be interested in what someone says after they reveal they've got a boyfriend?

If you have no brothers and sisters it defines you for life; even when you're thirty you refer to yourself as an only child.

Tumbling into a dark, Lewis Carroll labyrinth of filth, pursuing a white rabbit of smut!