There was [really] little difference between someone acting throwing french fries in your face and someone throwing french fries in your face.

The way I've been with drink and drugs suggests I have a tendency to get addicted to things.

God is in the mountains. Impassive, immovable, jagged giants, separating the celestial from the terrestrial with eternal diagonal certainty. As if silently monitoring the beating heart of the creator from the universe's perfect birth. Stood in the thin air and the awe, one inhales God, involuntarily acknowledging that we are but fragments of a whole, a higher thing. The mountains remind me of my place, as a servant to truth and wonder. Yes, God is in the mountains. Perhaps the pulpit too and even in the piety of an atheist's sigh. I don't know; but I feel him in the mountains.

Sometimes, as a comedian, a line will come to you, that is so beautiful, so perfect, that you think: I did not create this line. This line belongs to all of us. Surely this is a line of God

On respect for the Queen: When I lick a stamp I always do it with my eyes closed.

If you're a drug addict, often you're stealing - I've gotten done for shoplifting a few times.

Life is not a theme park, and if it is, the theme is death.