There was [really] little difference between someone acting throwing french fries in your face and someone throwing french fries in your face.

The best thing you can do is fall in love. My life has been changed by falling in love.

As a performer, I'm very, very confident in what I do.

Revolt in whatever way we want, with the spontaneity of the London rioters, with the certainty and willingness to die of religious fundamentalists or with the twinkling mischief of the trickster... Take to the streets, together, with the understanding that the feeling that you aren't being heard or seen or represented isn't psychosis; it's government policy.

A Halloween-haired, Sachsgate-enacting, estuary-whining, glitter-lacquered, priapic berk How dare I, from my velvet chaise longue, in my Hollywood home like Kubla Khan, drag my limbs from my harem to moan about the system? A system that has posited me on a lilo made of thighs in an ocean filled with honey and foie gras'd my Essex arse with undue praise and money.

The one measure of true love is: you can insult the other. --Slavoj Zizek

If love is something you cherish, it is hard to glean much joy from death, even in one's enemies.