If you're a drug addict, often you're stealing - I've gotten done for shoplifting a few times.
Russell BrandI'm buying things for people I don't even know. I'm like Willy Wonka, but more manipulative. Imagine if Willy Wonka had a devious goal.
Russell BrandLife’s never a postcard of life, is it? It never feels like how you’d want it to look.
Russell BrandI really, really love children and I think probably among children is when I feel mostly berated. It's not like I feel like oh, there's some children here. I have to tone it down. I go nuts with children especially when I ain't got none. So when I'm round my mates' children, I jest them kids up first. I swear at them, I get more worked up, I say crazy stuff to them, fill their heads with nonsense and then I leave them.
Russell Brand