Even as a junkie I stayed true [to vegetarianism] - 'I shall have heroin, but I shan't have a hamburger.' What a sexy little paradox.

Sometimes, as a comedian, a line will come to you, that is so beautiful, so perfect, that you think: I did not create this line. This line belongs to all of us. Surely this is a line of God

I'm into yoga, I meditate all the time, I'm vegetarian.

People who say the system works work for the system.

I am too busy thinking about killing myself.

The priority of any addict is to anaesthetise the pain of living to ease the passage of day with some purchased relief.

I didn't take a job on Fox News because I'm interested in progress. I'm interested in shouting and pointing and simplifying things!