I don't mind having a reputation as a serious and spiritual person. I think that would be a nice reputation to have

I'm a recovering drug addict, so it's not a subject that I take lightly, but I do agree that the criminalization of narcotics is the deliberate inhibition of human consciousness.

My life is just a series of embarrassing incidents strung together by telling people about those embarrassing incidents.

If anybody needs any help with anything, I'm prepared to help.

If you strip away self-effacement, charm and the spirit of mischief-qualities that make determination and ambition tolerable- you're left with a right ar**hole.

When it comes to your career, you must always try and allow the positive aspects of your character to dictate what happens to you. Be led by your talent, not by your self-loathing; those other things you just have to manage.

Today's 'Sesame Street' will NOT be brought to you by the number 34 or the letter D.