I do have a regard for the musicality of language that came from BBC sitcoms like 'Fawlty Towers.'

The only systems we can afford to employ are those that rationally serve the planet first, then all humanity. Not out of some woolly, bullshit tree-hugging piffle but because we live on it, currently without alternatives.

Of all the consumer products, chewing gum is perhaps the most ridiculous: it literally has no nourishment – you just chew it to give yourself something to do with your stupid idiot Western mouth. Half the world is starving, and the other’s going, ‘I don’t actually need any nutrition, but it would be good to masticate, just to keep my mind off things.

The way I've been with drink and drugs suggests I have a tendency to get addicted to things.

How we treat the vulnerable is how we define ourselves as a species.

All we can do is adapt the way we view this condition, not as a crime or a romantic affectation but as a disease that will kill. We need to review the way society treats addicts, not as criminals but as sick people in need of care.

I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough.