This is our most dangerous addiction - our addiction to things. For it is this addiction that underlies the materialism of our age. And nowhere is this addiction more apparent than in our addiction to money.

I hate Bollywood. The movies are all garbage, just terrible. It's my opinion; obviously, there are billions who like and love them. I don't like all the singing, dancing and all the dramatic crying. I have never seen a Bollywood film in my life.

I think for comedians, acting is their natural progression. It's all about progression.

Who I am on stage is just an amped up version of who I am in real life.

There's a big difference between race and culture. Because racially, I'm an Indian man. Culturally, not at all.

I will never stop doing stand-up; that's my career, but I will do movies in Hollywood.

I have a phenomenal memory. I remember every single thing that anybody said to me, ever did to me, who was nice to me and who was not nice to me.