I have a phenomenal memory. I remember every single thing that anybody said to me, ever did to me, who was nice to me and who was not nice to me.

I don't need Hollywood. With or without them, I'll be fine. But I'll admit it would be nice to have them on board.

I love being a dad, and I'm a great dad.

Azhar Usman is very funny, deeply spiritual, and extremely hairy. He's like Zach Galifianakis meets Deepak Chopra-and funnier than you'd expect that combination to be.

There's a big difference between race and culture. Because racially, I'm an Indian man. Culturally, not at all.

From the moment we are born our culture encourages us to believe that outer well-being is the source of inner fulfillment ... Wherever we turn the principle is confirmed, encouraging us to become 'human havings' and 'human doings' rather than human beings.

I will never stop doing stand-up; that's my career, but I will do movies in Hollywood.