Try something new each day. After all, we're given life to find it out. It doesn't last forever.
Anything that begins 'I don't know how to tell you this' is never good news.
The very best impromptu speeches are the ones written well in advance.
Vice, virtue - it's best not to be too moral. You'll cheat yourself out of too much life.
The good that men do lives after them.
I'm sure the way to be happy is to live well beyond your means!