Discussing how old you are is the temple of boredom.

Vice, virtue - it's best not to be too moral. You'll cheat yourself out of too much life.

Try something new each day. After all, we're given life to find it out. It doesn't last forever.

Anything that begins 'I don't know how to tell you this' is never good news.

Nothing dates one so dreadfully as to think someplace is uptown. At our age one must be watchful of these conversational gray hairs.

When you finally learn how to do it, you're too old for the good parts.

My body is on the earth, but my head is in the stars.