The very best impromptu speeches are the ones written well in advance.

Your first big trouble can be a bonanza if you live through it. Get through the first trouble, and you'll probably make it through the next one.

When you finally learn how to do it, you're too old for the good parts.

Acting is the use of human experience with talent added.

Live long enough and you'll come into pensions, a lovely thing. Presents every month from people you didn't know cared.

Vice, virtue - it's best not to be too moral. You'll cheat yourself out of too much life.

My body is on the earth, but my head is in the stars.