The kiss. There are all sorts of kisses, lad, from the sticky confection to the kiss of death. Of them all, the kiss of an actress is the most unnerving. How can we tell if she means it or if she's just practicing?

Pan me, don't give me the part, publish everybody's book but this one and I will still make it!

I'm sure the way to be happy is to live well beyond your means!

Nothing dates one so dreadfully as to think someplace is uptown. At our age one must be watchful of these conversational gray hairs.

Get up early in the morning before everybody has breathed up all the good air.

If you're thinking of becoming a critic, why not make other plans?

I think there is one smashing rule: never face the facts.