For some strange reason I can put five bullets into that red thing in the middle of the target.

Don't stint on foreplay - or afterplay. Be inventive!

Our way is not soft grass, it's a mountain path with lots of rocks. But it goes upwards, forward, toward the sun.

The taste of chocolate is a sensual pleasure in itself, existing in the same world as sex... For myself, I can enjoy the wicked pleasure of chocolate... entirely by myself. Furtiveness makes it better.

My favorite animal is the turtle. The reason is that in order for the turtle to move, it has to stick its neck out.

Don't criticize in the sack. Discuss constructively later.

I don't like to see teenage men wearing very tight jeans. The sight of an erection belongs in the privacy of the bedroom, living room, or kitchen floor.