Too much intensity can be a bad thing.

The problem with romantic comedies is you know the ending by the poster. So they're not movies you can keep doing over and over again expect satisfaction somehow.

Character acting is a much braver pursuit than a guy who runs around and intermittently clenches his jaw muscles.

My family is as far from a stage family as you could ever possibly find.

That's why you and I had friction? God, I always thought it was 'cause, 'cause I fooled around with your daughter freshman year.

My father was swallowed alive by his own anus. It was a terrible way to go.

Are you stalking me? Because that would be super.