I've had the pretty good fortune of working with some decent guys and gals.
A producer is someone who actually calls the shots. An executive producer is just a guy that eats more food at craft service.
My father was swallowed alive by his own anus. It was a terrible way to go.
I don't personally believe that villains exist. Villains are just a way of saying that somebody has an opposing conviction.
When I exhale, I just turn right into Louie Anderson.
I finally had my prostate checked. And I was super-thankful that I taught my asshole to whistle before the doctor stuck his finger in there. The look on his face was priceless.