And I think more than anything else, I know when I go to bed that no one's working harder doing what I'm doing, and I think, quite frankly, simply that hard work at some point was gonna pay off.

I hope I can help guys come out and say, 'All right, dude, I got a manicure...and I liked it.'

I work best inundated with things when it's like raining information.

I could lie and pretend that I hunt and camp, but that wouldn't be me. Clothes? Shopping? That's stuff I like!

When I was 10, 11, 12 years old, I would pretend to be on the radio. I bought a mixer and these big, ugly headphones and I would literally broadcast the cassette tapes in my bedroom.

Trust me, if I were gay I'd be getting more action than I'm getting now.

I don't Botox. I've never Botoxed.