Trust me, if I were gay I'd be getting more action than I'm getting now.

Bicycles are the new rollerblades, talentless is the new talented, and I'm in hog heaven.

Mine's a pretty simple strategy: there's not a lot of talent here, but there's a lot of hustle. I have to be in every place I can, and be busy.

I've never done Botox in my life. But I've probably tried everything else under the sun

I always just wanted to be a cheesy guy on television.

Dick Clark is an American icon. I am honored that he has entrusted me with such a role in this national tradition.

We meet no ordinary people in our lives. If you give them a chance, everyone has something amazing to offer.