Trust me, if I were gay I'd be getting more action than I'm getting now.
Talking is what I do, but listening is my job.
I always just wanted to be a cheesy guy on television.
If I don't wear something for a year, I give it away.
I've dated some women who have turned me on to some funny things that are strange for men to actually do, but these things have become part of my process. I think the things I do for my appearance help make me look better. I even colour my hair because I like how it makes me look.
Some people meet people in the grocery store, but I get my tomatoes and I'm out.