The fact is that all of us have only one personality, and we wring it out like a dishtowel. You are what you are.

The fact is that all of us have only one personality, and we wring it out like a dishtowel. You are what you are.

There is something about a home aquarium which sets my teeth on edge the moment I see it. Why anyone would want to live with a small container of stagnant water populated by a half-dead guppy is beyond me.

English life, while very pleasant, is rather bland. I expected kindness and gentility and I found it, but there is such a thing as too much couth.

To err is human, to forgive supine.

I'll dispose of my teeth as I see fit, and after they've gone, I'll get along. I started off living on gruel, and by God, I can always go back to it again.

This medal (the National Book Award) together with my American Express card, will identify me worldwide ... except at Bloomingdale's.